Re: Ignazio Abate Facts

by Forza Fri 15 Jun - 13:37:43

I'm not sure what thread to put this in, so I might as well write this here even though it's clearly unrelated...
Nocerino is becoming to goal.com what Abate is to the Milan section of GL. He is mentioned in the comments under articles that have nothing to do with him. Especially Euro articles that aren't about Italy. Check it out for a laugh (goal.com that is, the Nocerino stuff won't make you laugh, but it's damn strange).

by BiasedMilanFan3 Fri 15 Jun - 13:53:54

Yeah I saw one comment a while back that was just "NOCERINO NOCERINO NOCERINO NOCERINO NOCERINO NOCERINO NOCERINO NOCERINO NOCERINO NOCERINO NOCERINO NOCERINO NOCERINO NOCERINO NOCERINO NOCERINO NOCERINO NOCERINO NOCERINO NOCERINO". That was every comment.

Nocerino doesn't have that... that... how do you put it.... Nocerino doesnt have that halo above his head or that constant glow that Abate has

by M99 Fri 15 Jun - 17:43:58

Nocerino is Abate's prophet :coffee:

By the way, if you have five dollars and Abate has five dollars, Abate has more money than you.

by Ganso Mon 18 Jun - 19:38:44

abate is so good he only plays in key matches for italy

by shamr9pato Mon 25 Jun - 2:33:56

abate is the reason rooney has grown his hair back

by Kaladin Mon 2 Jul - 18:10:24

Abate let Jordi Alba score. He also secretley injured Chiellini and Motta. All this to make the game more challenging.

by Eivindo Wed 22 Aug - 14:11:57

Fact: Abate didnt get injured, injured got Abate. hmm

by Kaladin Mon 17 Dec - 9:29:40

Its not that Abate can't cross some times, its that the ball can't handle Godbate's crosses :bow:

by Kaladin Mon 7 Jan - 17:00:37

Abate didn't present himself to Zenit for 10 mil, he just spontaneously demanded 10 mil for nothing other than to boost Milan's budget

by Milantildeath Tue 22 Jan - 7:39:38

Abate didn't lose his spot, he allowed De Sciglio to have it.

by IrasMaldinista Wed 6 Mar - 1:09:36

Tehran is experiencing an unexpected, extremely powerful storm.
I think Abate has farted again, and this time, toward my helpless city...

by FennecFox7 Sat 23 Mar - 6:43:40

IrasMaldinista wrote:Tehran is experiencing an unexpected, extremely powerful storm.
I think Abate has farted again, and this time, toward my helpless city...

by Kaladin Tue 14 May - 18:13:06

"Congratulations to Ignazio Abate and his girlfriend on the birth of their second child! The name of their newborn son is Andrea."

Abate was so excited with his second son, that he accidentally sent him back in time about 30 years, but little does everyone know that he was adopted by the Pirlo famiglia during that time..

Mind=Blown

by Kaladin Fri 24 May - 21:28:22

Bow down

https://twitter.com/_igna20_

The king has made himself available for us petty mortals :bow:

by Milantildeath Sat 25 May - 20:16:06

My favorite joke about Abate's Twitter:

Abate tried to send a tweet, but it was blocked by a defender.

by Kaladin Sat 25 May - 22:42:52

by Dante Sun 26 May - 2:02:08

El Shaarawy wrote:"Congratulations to Ignazio Abate and his girlfriend on the birth of their second child! The name of their newborn son is Andrea."

Abate was so excited with his second son, that he accidentally sent him back in time about 30 years, but little does everyone know that he was adopted by the Pirlo famiglia during that time..

Mind=Blown

mind indeed blown Proud

by Kick Sun 26 May - 6:59:54

Milantildeath wrote:My favorite joke about Abate's Twitter:

Abate tried to send a tweet, but it was blocked by a defender.

by Kaladin Sat 8 Jun - 22:43:12

Ignazio Abate has been approached by DC, reports say that he is now the frontrunner to play Wally West in the new their new movie "The Flash"

by Tomwin Lannister Sat 8 Jun - 23:04:01

He can't cross a ball.

banana

by Eivindo Sun 9 Jun - 0:04:43

Abate knew that a good cross leading to a goal would make Italy relax and ultimately lose the game. He foresees everything.

Thou cannot doubt the Godbate, for we are mere mortals, Abate will live forever...

by Kaladin Sun 9 Jun - 0:07:08

Problem is Abate gets into amazing positions sometimes, but the crosses ._.

by Kaladin Tue 23 Sep - 23:17:01

What happened in the summer?

by M99 Tue 23 Sep - 23:28:48

Abate uses GL mobile site on his laptop.

by Kaladin Wed 24 Sep - 0:14:58

Abate called David Guetta in regards to his song "The World Is Mine"

by Kaladin Thu 11 Jun - 15:30:33

Abate renews Milan until 2019

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