GTA V Thread Deux

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

Spoiler:

[Tomwin Lannister]

So I wanted to go into the sea, to kill some sharks.

So before going in to the sea, I went online and bought a 'seashark' jetski.

So I took my seashark into the sea to see if I could see some sharks in the sea. I was deep in the sea when I jumped off of my seashark into the sea and I seen a shark.

I killed the shark in the sea, then I went back on my seashark and left the sea and left the sharks.  

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

In other words when online is released we should all get on jet skis and kill sharks

[Tomwin Lannister]

Now you see






This is why people need to move further up the beach when i'm in a boat.

[RealGunner]

LMFAO tom

[elm_baraja_shaman]

dat trevor introduction

also losing the cops in a 20m/hr truck whilst the cops are racing at like 90m/hr and still losing them on the highway #Boss

dat Trevor redneck killing spree mission

[B-Mac]

bought stock in one of the postal companies, so now every time i see the opposing company GO Postal truck drive by me, I sticky bomb it and blow it up to make my stocks go up

[M99]

I just saw the greatest Easter Egg in GTA history yesterday. Don't open the spoiler unless you finished the mission Hood Safari, where Franklin, Trevor and Lamar goes to Grove Street.

Spoiler:

Also that No Country For Old Men easter egg

Just like in real life, I absolutely suck at golf. Screw golf, tennis and darts is where it's at  

In the flying school with Michael now, prepping for the second heist

[Blue Barrett]

You might like this, Tom: http://www.stevenogg.com


Thank me later

[Blue Barrett]

http://nya01.com/sogg/unfor.mp4

[Blue Barrett]

[Blue Barrett]

This is awesome!

[Tomwin Lannister]

[Mr Nick09]

I am officially IN. game still unwrapped, i will lick the box until i can finally play it.

[Tomwin Lannister]

The rockstar website makes no sense. It's telling me on my newsfeed that a few hours ago i've completed these challenges which I done 4 days ago. It does it every now and then, every single time i've 'accomplished' something is off by a few days.

[RealGunner]

You guys bought the air hangar place for 150k ?

[Firenze]

I've bought everything except the Golf Club

Finally stole the fighter jet from the military base

gonna take a break now until GTA Online

[Tomwin Lannister]

Might spend a couple hours having shootouts with the police, to practice for GTA Online.

[RealGunner]

After i finish the story. I am going to have one heck of a police chase and video it.

[Firenze]

Might spend a couple hours having shootouts with the police, to practice for GTA Online.

I've heard there's no lock on auto-aim online, so I've been trying to shoot without using it

[LeVersacci]

That means I can drive around on a MC without getting 1 shotted

Hated the online games in gta 4 where auto aim was enabled..

[Tomwin Lannister]

Yeah I prefer no auto aim online


It made being in cars a disadvantage

Plus firefights were way too quick. Hardly any skill involved. Although I often won on auto aim matches aswell because I practised moving the analogue stick just enough to get headshots all the time.

[Firenze]

silenced pump shotgun is GOAT in this game

my go to gun in most missions, little flick upwards on the analogue head shot every time from any lock on distance



anyone know if there are any hidden weapons?

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

After i finish the story. I am going to have one heck of a police chase and video it.

I already did.... led 20 cops up at mount chilliad with an SUV and drive off it landing perfectly and all the cops crashed and burned on the way down.

[Tomwin Lannister]

Dead bodies piling up as I ride out a 5* wanted level with Trevor in his beautiful shack, after drinking a tonne of bears on the table.

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